The End of Late Night

simon | Art, Television, funny | Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

Last week was Conan O’brien’s last show of Late Night.  It is the end of an era.  That douchebag Jimmy Fallon is going to be the new host of Late Night, Conan will host the Tonight Show starting June 1st, and Leno will continue to be Conan’s lead-in, now starting at 10:30.  This video is a clip from one of Conan’s shows, which Conan replayed on his last show because he feels it best represents who he is.  

 

Also here is Jim Carry doing a hilarious Conan impression.

“I can’t hear the laughter anymore!”

Sir Mix-A-Lot Parodies

simon | funny | Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

Sir Mix-A-Lot’s Baby Got Back is prime for parody. Here is a good one from one of my favorite shows, Robot Chicken:

Here is another good one from last week’s SNL.

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Jetlev

simon | Hardware, Sports/Outdoors, Tech | Friday, February 13th, 2009

Check out this cool water jetpack machine.  Do want!

[Official Website]

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Raisin Brahms

simon | Art, Television, funny | Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

Kool-Aid man you suck, Johannes Brahms just bitch-slapped you with a grand piano.

GUTEN TAAAGGG!!!

HAWX

simon | Art, Games, Review, Software | Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

Update: Nevermind this game isn’t really that good. Ace Combat is better and also has co-op.


This new Tom Clancy flight game is pretty awesome. Ubisoft obtained the most detailed satellite imagery commercially available from Google’s GeoEye satellite, and combined it with over 50 military aircraft, including experimental ones. The enhanced reality system guides the player to intercept enemies and evade missiles. A demo is available on Xbox Live and features drop in/drop out 4-player co-op of a boring training mission, and one badass mission. Release March 16th, same as Halo Wars.

Check out these videos:


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Favorite iPhone Shortcuts

simon | Hardware, Software, Tech | Monday, February 9th, 2009

With these shortcuts you will type faster, call faster, and have better control over your music.

Double-tap Home Instantly takes you to your favorites within the phone app, essentially the speed dial shortcut.
Double-tap Home while playing music Brings up previous, pause, next, and volume controls for the iPod. Even works when the phone screen is locked!

Remember to use the included iPod remote on the headphones!

Single Click Play/Pause
Double Click Next Song
Triple Click Previous Song

Typing Shortcuts

You can type faster by letting the iPhone autocorrect your mistakes

Double tap space Inserts a period
Hold and drag the symbols key Insert a symbol or number in one swipe instead of 3 taps Hold down a vowel Insert an accented vowel

You would expect to be able to double-tap shift for caps lock, but for some dumbass reason caps lock isn’t enabled by default, go to Settings > General > Keyboard to turn it on.

Troubleshooting

Take a screenshot Press both home and power at the same time
Kill an unresponsive app Hold the home button for six seconds
Reboot Hold home and power for 10 seconds

Safari Web Browsing

Double tap a picture or block of text to auto fit the content to the screen.

While typing a URL, if you leave of the w.ww and .com iPhone will automatically add it.

Hold down the .com button to get other options such as .org .edu, etc.

Scroll to the top of a web page by pressing near the top of the screen at the status bar.

Visit the Google Mobilizer (http://www.google.com/gwt/n) press + to add it to your home screen. Now you have quick access to a proxy which can load any web page at lightning speed if you choose ‘No Images’, great for when you don’t have 3G signal.

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Best Cat Related iPhone Apps and/or Musical Instruments

simon | Cats, Games, Hardware, Review, Software, Tech, Video, music | Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

This concludes my 3-part roundup of the best iPhone apps. I skillfully narrowed it down to only 42 apps. If you don’t see an app you think I should mention, or a broken link please leave a comment.

Cat Piano
I’ve blogged about Cat Piano previously. It’s a piano of cat meows, so it’s pretty much the greatest musical instrument ever. Here is a video which demonstrates the many different voices, and a performance which attracts the attention of nearby cats. .99¢
LOLCats
Whenever I need a laugh I fire up this app, start browsing lulz, and instantly hilarious cat photos are delivered to my eyeballs. Free
ICanHasCheezburger
Similar to LOLCats, this app displays funny cat pictures from icanhascheezburger.com. Also includes other great funny pictures such as I Has A Hotdog!, FAIL Blog, and Engrish Funny. These two apps have duplicate functionality, but hey you can never have too many pictures of funny cats. Free
Lightsaber
Turns your phone into a Star Wars lightsaber, awesome sound FX and you can choose your saber’s color. Free
World 9
With this app, every time you jump with your iPhone, motion detection will cue the sound effect of Mario jumping from Super Mario Bros.(NES). Complete awesome! Free
More Cowbell
I got a fever, and the only prescription is the cowbell app. Includes Chris Walken’s famous quote and a cowbellometer to count your dings. .99¢
Free Piano
There are other free pianos, but this is the only one to fit two full octaves on the screen with large enough keys to be playable. Those other one octave pianos are silly, what the hell song are you gonna play with only one octave? Free
Noise Trio
An awesome collection of Oriental Flute, Eastern Bells, and Rock Guitar. The guitar kinda sucks but you can make some sweet melodies with the flute and bells. Free
DigiDrummer Light
Decent free drum set. Free

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Best Free iPhone Games

simon | Cats, Games, Hardware, Review, Software, Tech, Video, internet | Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

I like me some iPhone games. The screen is so large and responsive. But who likes paying for stuff? Not me. That’s why I appreciate the work of iPhone developers who make awesome games and then give them away for free, or at least provide free demos that are complete enough that I can play them without too many restrictions.

Jelly Car
A driving/platforming game. Drive your truck to the target, turn into a monster truck to overcome obstacles. Many levels, solid gameplay, original sound track, and soft-body physics make Jelly Car the best free iPhone game. Free
Crash Landing
Use the iPhone’s tilt sensor to safely land your space ship. Challenging, but when you land that ship you feel satisfied. Free
iShoot Lite
Free demo of iShoot, a classic tank artillery game. Great gameplay and graphics, highly addictive. I have spent many hours shelling enemy tanks. Free/$2.99
Lux Touch
Classic Risk! Tap other countries to invade, great use of the touch screen. [Screenshot] Free
Piano Man Free
This demo includes 5 of the 20 songs from the full version. It’s basically Guitar Hero, except it’s Piano Hero, for the iPhone and it’s awesome. Here is a video of me playing Für Elise. Free/.99¢
Maze Finger
Awesome graphics and sound FX makes tracing a maze with your finger nearly exciting. Free
i Say Free
Simon says repeat the ever increasing pattern. Free/.99¢
LightBike Free
It’s Light Cycles!!! From Tron!!! With awesome 3D graphics!!! Free
TapDefense
An excellent tower defense game. Build towers, earn money, unlock better towers, earn more money, upgrade towers, consume time. Free
Sol Free Solitaire
A good, free solitaire game. Automatically saves your progress if your game is interrupted, a nice feature for games on PHONES. Free
Super Monkey Ball Lite
The control’s are sensitive at first, but once you get used to it, you’ll be speeding through these fun platforming puzzles with great agility. Free/$7.99
SciFly Lite
Flight combat in 3D, excellent graphics, kinda like the ‘all-range mode’ from StarFox. Free/$3.99
Newton’s Cradle
Not really a game, but a fun physics toy. Supports multi-touch, you can bounce these balls around with multiple fingers, the way balls were meant to be bounced. Free
The Game
To know of The Game is to play The Game. To play The Game is to lose The Game. By reading this, you’ve just lost The Game. Great start, loser.  Seriously though great start your supposed to lose. Free
1337pwn
Not a game but game related. Add Xbox Live gamertags to this app to keep tabs on your gaming buddies. Free

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