Simon’s Blog

Rod Hilton over at The Editing Room, has written yet another hilarious satirical script of the recent movie Watchmen.  He pwns the director, Zack Snyder, for his many ridiculous creative decisions which disgraced the original novel.

BILLY CRUDUP

Enough chit-chat.  I have very important work to do with this nuclear something-or-other.  What do you want, Jackie?

JACKIE EARLE HALEY

(growling)

Honestly, there’s nothing in the world I want more than for you to drape something over that big blue glowing penis of yours.

BILLY CRUDUP

If only you could perceive my big blue penis in four dimensions, as I do.

JACKIE EARLE HALEY

(growling)

Yeah, that actually sounds like some kind of hell.  Anyway, I came by to find out if you had any idea who was murdering Watchmen.

BILLY CRUDUP

Isn’t it obvious? Zack Snyder.

It get’s better, I don’t want to spoil it, go visit The Editing Room and read it yourself, or any of the other hundreds of hilarious abridged scipts.

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• My unfortunate eager anticipation of the movie
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