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Following on my two posts on Engrish and Batman I have to share these. This is the best summary of Batman Begins ever.

THIS IS BATMAN HE WILL CATCH ALL BADDY!!

Engrish Funny is an awesome website, as is its whole family of blogs my favorites being Lolcats and Fail blog.

OMG I want this TV. I was on Craigslist checking out my iPhone listings, (see my previous post) when I saw this:

THE REMOTE IS A BATWING!!!.

I don’t want to make fun of this guy for being unfamiliar with English but this is just too funny. And people who send emails in all caps are just asking to be ridiculed. So I’m selling my old iPhones on craigslist and this is one of my offers.

HI,DO YOU 4 SALE IPHONE 3G-16GB WHITE BOX,FOR $300.HOW I PAY FOR YOU CASH $250,IF YOU WANT ,CAN YOU GIFT ME YOUR PHONE,IM WANT CONTACT FOR YOU TO BUY,FI YOU WANT I MEET YOU TYSONS MALL TOMORROW,THANK YOU,IM WANT FOR YOUR PHONE CONTACT TO BUY PAY CASH,????

Update: Day Two

hi,thing about for cash $250,if you want ,,,tell me,???

The more he wants the phone the less sense he makes! At least he learned how to turn caps lock off. Why all the commas,,,??

I’ve run across some funny internets lately, too funny to not share.

Those of you who know me will appreciate this more.

Batman! Best movie summary ever.

For some reason I find this shirt hilarious. Long cat is a well known LOLcat, he is not photoshopped, that’s just how cats look when they stand up.

The following two videos are NSFW but even more hilarious than Non-NSFW material (NNSFW?). Follow the link to continue.
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