Funny Internets

simon | Cats, funny | Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

I’ve run across some funny internets lately, too funny to not share.

Those of you who know me will appreciate this more.
Defending Yourself

Batman! Best movie summary ever.
engrish, movie, batman, toy

For some reason I find this shirt hilarious. Long cat is a well known LOLcat, he is not photoshopped, that’s just how cats look when they stand up.
lolmart shirts, long cat

The following two videos are NSFW but even more hilarious than Non-NSFW material (NNSFW?). Follow the link to continue.
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bertman returns

simon | Art, Cats, Graphics, Movies, funny | Thursday, December 24th, 2009

bertman

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Space Piano Cats

simon | Art, Cats, funny, music | Thursday, August 20th, 2009

spacepianocats

I have no idea where this came from but it’s awesome.

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Whack-A-Kitty

simon | Cats, funny | Thursday, May 28th, 2009

This is why kittens were invented.

SSSCAT

simon | Cats, Hardware, Review, Tech, Video | Sunday, April 5th, 2009

I am slowly winning back the counter space. SSSCAT is a cat behavior control device, consisting of a motion sensor and aerosol cat deterrent spray.  Mitsy gets caught in the trap, taking a direct blast to her left ear.  I love the tail as she scampers away.

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Cats’ First Snow Day

simon | Cats, Video | Monday, March 2nd, 2009

I’m glad we finally got a good snow storm, because today the cats got to experience their first snow day! This was also the first time I used iMovie ‘09. It wasn’t able to reduce the wind noise like iMovie ‘06 can, but it integrates with my iPhone and Youtube effortlessly.  I had to manually add the South Pole’s lat/lon to a text file for that map animation, which is otherwise completely automated.   The precision editor is also helpful for lining up transitions:

Best Cat Related iPhone Apps and/or Musical Instruments

simon | Cats, Games, Hardware, Review, Software, Tech, Video, music | Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

This concludes my 3-part roundup of the best iPhone apps. I skillfully narrowed it down to only 42 apps. If you don’t see an app you think I should mention, or a broken link please leave a comment.

Cat Piano
I’ve blogged about Cat Piano previously. It’s a piano of cat meows, so it’s pretty much the greatest musical instrument ever. Here is a video which demonstrates the many different voices, and a performance which attracts the attention of nearby cats. .99¢
LOLCats
Whenever I need a laugh I fire up this app, start browsing lulz, and instantly hilarious cat photos are delivered to my eyeballs. Free
ICanHasCheezburger
Similar to LOLCats, this app displays funny cat pictures from icanhascheezburger.com. Also includes other great funny pictures such as I Has A Hotdog!, FAIL Blog, and Engrish Funny. These two apps have duplicate functionality, but hey you can never have too many pictures of funny cats. Free
Lightsaber
Turns your phone into a Star Wars lightsaber, awesome sound FX and you can choose your saber’s color. Free
World 9
With this app, every time you jump with your iPhone, motion detection will cue the sound effect of Mario jumping from Super Mario Bros.(NES). Complete awesome! Free
More Cowbell
I got a fever, and the only prescription is the cowbell app. Includes Chris Walken’s famous quote and a cowbellometer to count your dings. .99¢
Free Piano
There are other free pianos, but this is the only one to fit two full octaves on the screen with large enough keys to be playable. Those other one octave pianos are silly, what the hell song are you gonna play with only one octave? Free
Noise Trio
An awesome collection of Oriental Flute, Eastern Bells, and Rock Guitar. The guitar kinda sucks but you can make some sweet melodies with the flute and bells. Free
DigiDrummer Light
Decent free drum set. Free

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Best Free iPhone Games

simon | Cats, Games, Hardware, Review, Software, Tech, Video, internet | Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

I like me some iPhone games. The screen is so large and responsive. But who likes paying for stuff? Not me. That’s why I appreciate the work of iPhone developers who make awesome games and then give them away for free, or at least provide free demos that are complete enough that I can play them without too many restrictions.

Jelly Car
A driving/platforming game. Drive your truck to the target, turn into a monster truck to overcome obstacles. Many levels, solid gameplay, original sound track, and soft-body physics make Jelly Car the best free iPhone game. Free
Crash Landing
Use the iPhone’s tilt sensor to safely land your space ship. Challenging, but when you land that ship you feel satisfied. Free
iShoot Lite
Free demo of iShoot, a classic tank artillery game. Great gameplay and graphics, highly addictive. I have spent many hours shelling enemy tanks. Free/$2.99
Lux Touch
Classic Risk! Tap other countries to invade, great use of the touch screen. [Screenshot] Free
Piano Man Free
This demo includes 5 of the 20 songs from the full version. It’s basically Guitar Hero, except it’s Piano Hero, for the iPhone and it’s awesome. Here is a video of me playing Für Elise. Free/.99¢
Maze Finger
Awesome graphics and sound FX makes tracing a maze with your finger nearly exciting. Free
i Say Free
Simon says repeat the ever increasing pattern. Free/.99¢
LightBike Free
It’s Light Cycles!!! From Tron!!! With awesome 3D graphics!!! Free
TapDefense
An excellent tower defense game. Build towers, earn money, unlock better towers, earn more money, upgrade towers, consume time. Free
Sol Free Solitaire
A good, free solitaire game. Automatically saves your progress if your game is interrupted, a nice feature for games on PHONES. Free
Super Monkey Ball Lite
The control’s are sensitive at first, but once you get used to it, you’ll be speeding through these fun platforming puzzles with great agility. Free/$7.99
SciFly Lite
Flight combat in 3D, excellent graphics, kinda like the ‘all-range mode’ from StarFox. Free/$3.99
Newton’s Cradle
Not really a game, but a fun physics toy. Supports multi-touch, you can bounce these balls around with multiple fingers, the way balls were meant to be bounced. Free
The Game
To know of The Game is to play The Game. To play The Game is to lose The Game. By reading this, you’ve just lost The Game. Great start, loser.  Seriously though great start your supposed to lose. Free
1337pwn
Not a game but game related. Add Xbox Live gamertags to this app to keep tabs on your gaming buddies. Free

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Best iPhone Apps

simon | Cats, Games, Graphics, Hardware, Portfolio, Software, Tech, internet | Saturday, January 31st, 2009

The iPhone (or touch) supports up to 9 screens of apps. That’s 16 apps X 9 screens + 4 in the dock, 148 apps! Don’t let this amazing device go to waste with a measly two or three pages of apps, get to the app store and start downloading these standouts!

Google Maps
Smooth tracking with real-time traffic, high-res satellite and 3D street imagery, and the quickest way to locate and contact yellow page entries. Base
Google Reader
Surf to google.com/reader and press + to add this efficient feed delivery system to your home screen. Bookmark
Wikipanion
Fast Wikipedia access with large font size and orientation lock. Free
Path Tracker
Records, caches, and uploaded data-rich GPS tracks to Google Maps [View Map] and Google Earth [Video] $1.99
GPS Tracker
Allows your or others to track the iPhone in realtime over the web, otherwise same as Path Tracker. (Requires Network Coverage) Free
Weatherbug
Fast weather report. Four Simple options; conditions, radar, video, and live cameras.   Free
Pulsar
With the brightness maxed this flashlight app can illuminate a room. Also includes flashy color trips. Free
iStat
iPhone performance stats, remote Mac monitoring [image], can also free memory, traceroute, and ping. $1.99
Air Sharing
Turn your iPhone into a mobile web server capable of transferring files wirelessly between other computers on the same network using a browser. [Image] $4.99
Shazam
Great song on the radio? Shazam can usually identify it. Free
AccuFuel
Track your fuel consumption. Easy data entry, fancy graphs [image], export to email. .99¢
Clock
The included alarm, stopwatch, timer, and world clock are very useful. Base
Chinese Menu
I keep my favorite Chinese menu handy with a bookmark. Bookmark
Whiteboard: Collaborative Drawing
Draw shapes and brief messages collaboratively with another iPhone wirelessly. Free
Movies
Uses your location to display nearby movie showtimes, also plays movie trailers. Free
Quick Graph
Solve equations and graph them in two and three dimensions. Free
Pandora
Thousands of free internet radio streams.  For listening to live sports broadcasts use AOL Radio. Free
SnapTell
Take a picture of a movie, game, CDs or book to get reviews, descriptsions, and prices. Free
Sportacular
Quickly get real-time scores and charts for all professional sports, you can also dive into player statistics. Free

Did I miss any good apps? Leave me a comment with your favorites.

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Cat Piano Meow Mix

simon | Cats, Hardware, Software, Video, music | Saturday, January 31st, 2009

What better song to play on Cat Piano than the Meow Mix theme song? You know, from those cat food commercials. Mitsy and Ajax heard the meowing and came to investigate and Mitsy adds some of her own meows.

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