Matthew Perry Addicted to Fallout 3

simon | Games, Software | Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

Hand cramps so bad you have to see a doctor? I have a lot of experience with marathon gaming sessions, both personally and from friends. I witnessed my college roommate beat Oblivion twice in 3 weeks, playing from 10am to 2am most days, his save read 150 hours after 12 days, no hand cramps.

My advice to Matthew Perry? Don’t grip the controller so tight dumbass, you only need to apply enough grip to keep the controller from slipping out of your hands. Besides, expending unnecessary effort only detracts from your ability to stay conscious and immersed in an alternate reality.

Fallout: New Vegas

simon | Art, Games, Software | Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

Speaking of gaming dystopias, how about a new Fallout game?  New Vegas was just announced at Bethesda’s press event in London.  OMG so excited.  You can never have too much Fallout.

Bethesda Vice-President of PR and Marketing Pete Hines stressed, “This is not a sequel to Fallout 3, and this won’t impact whatever Todd Howard and his group over at Bethesda Softworks are working on. This is just another Fallout title.” He further elaborated that New Vegas is still an RPG, and will impart the same feel and experience as Fallout 3; “it won’t be a different type of game like Fallout Tactics or Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel were,” Hines commented.

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IGN’s Top Ten Gaming Dystopias

simon | Art, Games, Software | Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

Idunno what it is, but I love a good game set against a dark, dystopic atmosphere.  Here is IGN’s list of the top ten gaming dystopias.  Many of my favorite games are on the list, FFVII, Mirror’s Edge, BioShock, and of course, Fallout 3.

  1. Final Fantasy VI – Balance/Ruin
  2. Syndicate – Unnamed corporate nightmare
  3. Jak 3 – Wasteland
  4. Final Fantasy VII – Midgar
  5. Mirror’s Edge – Unnamed metropolis
  6. Deus Ex – Futuristic cyberpunk Earth
  7. Beyond Good & Evil – Hillys
  8. Fallout 3 – Capital Wasteland
  9. BioShock – Rapture
  10. Half-Life 2 – City 17

Ahhh City 17, such a gloriously depressing atmosphere for the greatest FPS of all time.

Go Read at IGN

Why is this satire?

simon | Games, funny | Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

After spewing searing satire for over 20 years, The Onion has completely lost it’s way.  Video games are the best way to prepare for the apocalypse!


Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?

Xbox 360 Holiday Season

simon | Art, Games, Software | Monday, November 3rd, 2008

Here are the games I will be playing this holiday.

Game Release Date
Rock Band 2 9/14
Fable 2 10/21
Fallout 3 10/28
Gears of War 2 11/7
Mirror’s Edge 11/11
Prince of Persia 12/2

So many games, so little time.

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