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After spewing searing satire for over 20 years, The Onion has completely lost it’s way.  Video games are the best way to prepare for the apocalypse!

Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?

A Rock Band game for Beatles music comes out 9/09/09.  It’s going to be awesome because it’ll take you on a musical journey through the history of Beatles music.  It will also include never before released tracks.  What’s more awesome is it works with my existing Rock Band instruments so I don’t have to buy the $250 bundle. Music games keep getting more and more expensive. Games should not be more expensive than consoles! Is it so expensive because it introduces a keyboard instrument to the franchise?  Maybe.

Rigopulos refused to give a definitive answer on whether Rock Band 3 will support a keyboard controller, settling on a “maybe.”

Press Release

The Onion

Extreme Weather Alert: Meteorologists Predict Intensely Brisk Autumn

Also be aware of the danger posed by orangy-rays of autumnal sunlight glinting off duck ponds, they can momentarily blind you.

Hilarious!